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108 between two primes

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Posted: Thursday, July 7th 2005 4:41 pm Post subject: a review of genji (**1/2) |
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One of the big games Sony megaton announced back before Tokyo Game Show 2004, Genji is finally available to Japanese gamers -- no, Japanese consumers, and is selling like mad under the banner of mainstream entertainment. Classical Tim Rogers beats the life out of the game and reports:
Okamoto's previous games, the Onimusha series, were just starting to take some flack in the mainstream, non-game world for being historically inaccurate to the point of portraying wise general Oda Nobunaga as a crazed warlord who commanded demon- and zombie-samurai. Phoenixes, wizards, and flying ninjas be damned, Genji, telling a tale about a young warrior collecting the magic artifacts he needs to physically and mentally prepare him for the fight of his life, represents something of a settled-down maturation.
Come on, read it!! |
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Persona-sama rockfucker

Joined: 28 Dec 2004 Posts: 185 Location: forever running into the brilliant future
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Posted: Thursday, July 7th 2005 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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Tim, it's okay for you to write reviews on videogames.
You don't have to stop or specifically point out that it's "classic style" just because you previously stated a few times that you would stop writing game reviews.
It's okay, man. Just be cool. _________________
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somari

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Posted: Thursday, July 7th 2005 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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You know, the game's rated CERO 15+, not 18+. _________________ Riding the slippery slope.. |
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108 between two primes

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Posted: Friday, July 8th 2005 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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| somari wrote: | | You know, the game's rated CERO 15+, not 18+. |
Why does my copy have a CERO 18+ on it, then? And why does it open with a long warning that "this game contains graphic violence and grotesque images"? _________________
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icycalm game-collecting homosexual greek boxer

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Posted: Friday, July 8th 2005 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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So let me get this straight: you didn't like Genji?
I've been enjoying it. Only I haven't played it too long and have no idea what the story is about. _________________
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108 between two primes

Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 711 Location: tokyo
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Posted: Friday, July 8th 2005 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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| icycalm wrote: | So let me get this straight: you didn't like Genji?
I've been enjoying it. Only I haven't played it too long and have no idea what the story is about. |
I believe you prove your own point!!
You know, I beat Katamari Damashii 2 this afternoon and started playing a save midway through Genji, and have been beating the shit out of motherfuckers left and right with Kamui mode.
I recommend it.
And I gave it two and a half stars out of four. Going by Siskel and Ebert standards, that's a thumbs-up.
So!! _________________
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108 between two primes

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Posted: Friday, July 8th 2005 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| 108 wrote: | | icycalm wrote: | So let me get this straight: you didn't like Genji?
I've been enjoying it. Only I haven't played it too long and have no idea what the story is about. |
I believe you prove your own point!! (In other words: not playing it for too long and having no idea what the story is about might be the keys to enjoying it. (In other words, it will sell well in America.))
You know, I beat Katamari Damashii 2 this afternoon and started playing a save midway through Genji, and have been beating the shit out of motherfuckers left and right with Kamui mode.
I recommend it.
And I gave it two and a half stars out of four. Going by Siskel and Ebert standards, that's a thumbs-up.
So!! |
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Posted: Friday, July 8th 2005 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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| 108 wrote: | | somari wrote: | | You know, the game's rated CERO 15+, not 18+. |
Why does my copy have a CERO 18+ on it, then? And why does it open with a long warning that "this game contains graphic violence and grotesque images"? |
Perhaps you somehow got ahold of the elusive HARDER, SOMETHING, AND UNCUT version. |
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somari

Joined: 21 Dec 2004 Posts: 12
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Posted: Friday, July 8th 2005 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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That was me, by the way. Thought I told it to always have me logged in. _________________ Riding the slippery slope.. |
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icycalm game-collecting homosexual greek boxer

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Posted: Friday, July 8th 2005 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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Oh it's out of FOUR.
I assumed it was out of five, hence the comment... _________________
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Posted: Saturday, July 9th 2005 6:28 am Post subject: Wretchidity |
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| Ah, memories. I recall finding The Tale of Genji in the university library, and that my decision to read it was basically founded on a desire to have read a book that others had not. Oh, how I paid for that desire. |
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Posted: Saturday, July 9th 2005 10:15 am Post subject: |
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| Tim is becoming Coca-Cola, the new stuff is alright, yet Classic is much better. |
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108 between two primes

Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 711 Location: tokyo
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Posted: Saturday, July 9th 2005 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Anonymous wrote: | | 108 wrote: | | somari wrote: | | You know, the game's rated CERO 15+, not 18+. |
Why does my copy have a CERO 18+ on it, then? And why does it open with a long warning that "this game contains graphic violence and grotesque images"? |
Perhaps you somehow got ahold of the elusive HARDER, SOMETHING, AND UNCUT version. |
The theme of this review is historical inaccuracy.
Have you played the game?
Spot the bigger error. There's only one. _________________
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Persona-sama rockfucker

Joined: 28 Dec 2004 Posts: 185 Location: forever running into the brilliant future
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Posted: Saturday, July 9th 2005 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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| 108 wrote: | | Anonymous wrote: | | 108 wrote: | | somari wrote: | | You know, the game's rated CERO 15+, not 18+. |
Why does my copy have a CERO 18+ on it, then? And why does it open with a long warning that "this game contains graphic violence and grotesque images"? |
Perhaps you somehow got ahold of the elusive HARDER, SOMETHING, AND UNCUT version. |
The theme of this review is historical inaccuracy.
Have you played the game?
Spot the bigger error. There's only one. |
GENJI TOTALLY DOESN"T USE BOTH SWORDS!
Actually, to hell if I know. I've never even seen the game up until now.
Speaking of Genji, I watched my friend play through FFVI today. I never knew equipping the Genji Ring allowed you to use two weapons at once. I also never knew there were shoes that made you run faster either. I also also didn't know that you could sleep in any bed and regain HP.
Damn FFVI. I totally didn't know you. _________________
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somari

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Posted: Sunday, July 10th 2005 8:02 am Post subject: |
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| Persona-sama wrote: | | 108 wrote: | | Anonymous wrote: | | 108 wrote: | | somari wrote: | | You know, the game's rated CERO 15+, not 18+. |
Why does my copy have a CERO 18+ on it, then? And why does it open with a long warning that "this game contains graphic violence and grotesque images"? |
Perhaps you somehow got ahold of the elusive HARDER, SOMETHING, AND UNCUT version. |
The theme of this review is historical inaccuracy.
Have you played the game?
Spot the bigger error. There's only one. |
GENJI TOTALLY DOESN"T USE BOTH SWORDS!
Actually, to hell if I know. I've never even seen the game up until now.
Speaking of Genji, I watched my friend play through FFVI today. I never knew equipping the Genji Ring allowed you to use two weapons at once. I also never knew there were shoes that made you run faster either. I also also didn't know that you could sleep in any bed and regain HP.
Damn FFVI. I totally didn't know you. |
I've been playing a bunch of Final Fantasy III, the last few days. A fan-translation of it, actually. I like being able to use two weapons from the start, as any job class. _________________ Riding the slippery slope.. |
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